Warning! May not be suitable for young children or people who love monekys!
There once was a monkey, he was big and furry. One day this monkey found himself without a home. He sat in a big store where everyone passed him by. At night he would get scared, because the evil dust bunnies would come out and try to bite his tail. Everyday he wished that he could be big and strong so that he could scare the dust bunnies away.
One warm afternoon a funny, pretty (ehehehe) and overly hyper girl came into the store. The girl immediately picked up the monkey and gave him a hug. She carried him around the store until it was time to go home. On the way home the monkey began to get scared again, what if his new house had dust bunnies??
The girl sat down with the monkey and saw the fear in his eyes. "Don't worry!" she said, "I'll make you big and strong!"
** Side note: I do not talk to my stuffed animals... ok I do but they don't talk back... they know better ;)
Back to the story!
The monkey was excited! He calmly went to sleep...
When he awoke something amazing had happened! He was big and strong! He now had horns and a big tooth for scaring all the little dust bunnies away. The monkey thought for a moment, I need a new name.. but what? Bananas of course!